1. Only in America.......can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance. 2. Only in America.......are there handicap parking places in front of a skating rink. 3. Only in America.......do drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions while healt...
An English doctor is being shown around a Scottish hospital. He is shown into a ward with a number of patients who show no obvious signs of injury. He goes to examine the first patient he sees, and the man proclaims: "Fair fa' yer honest, sonsie face, Great chieftain o' the puddin' race!" The...
The New Table is posted here (on britishtennis.net) Tim is defending a R3 place from 2006 (75 points, and so drops four places to 54 as the week begins He'll need to get past Federer to regain those points Also dropping places are: Ginepri, Almagro, Santoro, Simon, Ramirez- Hidalgo and Starace
A LETTER FROM TESCO Proof of what can happen if a wife or girlfriend drags her husband or boyfriend along shopping. This letter was recently sent by Tesco's Head Office to a customer in Oxford: Dear Mrs. Murray, While we thank you for your valued custom and use of the Tesco Loyalty Card, the Manager of ou...
Qualies: Naomi Cavaday (wc), Karen Paterson Qualies start on Sunday. There's been a lot of confusion around the boards about Naomi's plans for this week....I'll try and clear things up from what Naomi told me last week. Naomi says that whenever there's a British tournament going on, she always ente...
Katie O'B Mel S and Natasha K all in MD R1 (5)Katie O'Brien (GBR) v Mari Tanaka (JPN) (7)Melanie South (GBR) v Chiaki Okadaue (JPN) Nataska Khan (GBR) v Yuka Kuroda (JPN) Here's hoping for a change in Mel's fortunes. Katie is defending serious points from here last year. -- Edited by Drew at 21:43, 2007...
Tournament Key : M-FU-COL-04A-2007 Dates : 07 May to 13 May 2007 Venue : Pereira, Colombia Surface : Clay 12 - Blake, Myles GBR 798 Robert Dee is on the Alts list as usual.
In Morocco, Kirsty Woolley is through to the main draw of this week's Rabat 10K as a lucky loser. The qualifying draw was very weak - only 1 round, but Kirsty lost 6-4, 7-6 to unranked Spaniard Nuria Parrizas-Diaz. She'll really have to up her level to get a ranking point here as she's drawn 17 year old Rus...
i thought katie deserved a topic of her own as she is the new british womens no. 1 from wtatour.com...................... 1. katie obrien 163 points (wr181) 2. anne keothavong 162.25 points (wr183) 3. mel south 149.50 (wr192 to give you an idea all you cavaday fans 5. naomi cavad...
QR2 (of 3): (1)Jonny Marray (Gbr) WR247 vs Mustafa Ghouse (Ind) WR762 James May (Gbr) WR1388 vs (3)Hector Ruiz-Cadenas (Esp) WR287 Ghouse has a career high of WR500 in 2002, Cadenas has been playing Futures most of the year but has yet to reach a final. QR3: Marray/Ghouse vs Grimal (Esp) UNR/(6)Me...
QR1 (of 3): Philip Barlow (Gbr) UNR bye Chris Harfield (Gbr) UNR vs Abdullah Al Qallaf (Kuw) UNR QR2: Philip Barlow (Gbr) UNR vs Chris Harfield (Gbr) UNR / Abdullah Al Quallaf (Kuw) UNR QR3: Winner to play either Mansour Bohamad (Kuw)/Markus Eriksson (Swe)/Hassan Al Mousa (Kuw) all UNR Amazingly the...
So Andy plays WR60 Gilles Simon of France. He best Soderling and Bagdahtis on the way to winning his only ATP title in Marseille last year. He did get a retirement on the way v Hewitt but he won the 1st set 6-1 ! He also won his QF, SF and the final in 3rd set tie breaks !!! So no mug and a tester for Murray. Murr...
not many brits, a very low cut atm. Also no baker that i can see of. Roland Garros Qualifying 1 Zabaleta, Mariano ARG 89 2 Seppi, Andreas ITA 94 3 Bolelli, Simone ITA 96 4 Guccione, Chris AUS 98 5 Galvani, Stefano ITA 99 6 Pavel, Andrei ROU 100 4 Devilder, Nicolas FRA 101 8 Sanguinetti, Davide ITA 102 9 Guz...
Hi everyone. I know that I am new here, but I have a proposal for everyone here: could ourselves, as British tennis fans, be a bit more proactive and have some fun as well? Would others be interested in banding together and producing a radio broadcast of, say, the semifinals/finals of the summer challe...
Tim is first up on 'court 1' Monday Almagro is WR39 but was at 28. 2 ATP titles - Valencia 2006 + 2007 He is no mug !!! -- Edited by Drew at 23:25, 2007-05-06
