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Salmon · Salmon

Two days late. Very sorry, but still a happy birthday, Johnnylad. And the same to you,too, Simon (although I have no idea if you read the Chat board).

Salmon · Salmon

Happy 18th, man! Have a great year ahead.

Salmon · Salmon

Happy 19th - have a great day and a year ahead.

Sheddie · Sheddie

THE WORLDS HARDEST RIDDLE I turn polar bears white and I will make you cry. I make guys have to pee and girls comb their hair. I make celebrities look stupid and normal people look like celebrities. I turn pancakes brown and make your champane bubble. If you sqeeze me, I'll pop. If you look at me, you'll po...

steven · steven

http://www.chicagotribune.com/features/chi-typo-guys-0521may21,0,701362...

Andymonium · Andymonium

i came across this site. they give you 10 cents to start and you can work your way to some real money. You can cash out as soon as you get to 10$. people have made up to 400$ before cashing out. give it a shot as it is free! Tennis bets were on the site but they took them off. They should be back soon though p.s. its...

Drew · Drew

What do you think........its been 3 years since i got my 'Black' one....62,000 miles later its time for a 'Silver' one....... -- Edited by Drew at 21:53, 2008-04-04

steven · steven

Apparently duckboy has just got engaged (to a swimsuit model, naturally ) so I went off to check that the ducklings (i.e. the AR.com mob who take part in the pick 'ems) weren't all drowning themselves in their pond, their dreams shattered ... only to find that andyroddick.com has collapsed under th...

joel1994 · joel1994

hey if you have time visit my site http://jktennis.co.uk/ please sign up for the forum too :)

Drew · Drew

Remember to put your clocks forward tonigh folks if you stay in the UK...at 1.00am put it forward to 2.00am...yip thats right you loose an hour...or just sleep 'in'

Montana Doug · Montana Doug

Just a note that Marcus has a tennis tournament this weekend. It is our first road trip for tennis and we are all going out to Billings, Montana. Billings is about two hours east of Bozeman and is the biggest town in Montana. Marcus will be playing in under 12s & under 10s singles. He is not playin...

Madeline · Madeline

steven · steven

I came across this today and found it pretty funny. To set the scene, Madonna was in Budapest filming "Evita" and the Hungarian newspaper "Blikk" interviewed her. The questions were posed in Hungarian, then translated into English for her; her replies were then translate...

Madeline · Madeline

Thanks to my stupid ISP, Freedom 2 Surf, I am not likely to be around much for the next week. For those who may never have needed the information, if you want to change broadband suppliers (ADSL) you have to get a MAC code from your ISP and give it to the one you want to transfer to. You should then have 30 days...

Drew · Drew

Thats the new Nokia N95 8GB....I do like my phones but this is ab fab...connects to my home broadband.....can watch movies.....check email...it can even make PHONE CALLS !!!! It even has real player so I can watch online videos and open up pdf files, word docs, excel files, attachments, even talks to...

Madeline · Madeline

Searching for computer help please! I'm thinking of changing my broadband to Be* who are available at my exchange. The problem is, they expect you to use their supplied router which needs an ethernet connection and I don't think I have one. . . My pc is 4 years old, and was bought from Evesham who pretty m...

Montana Doug · Montana Doug

I have to laugh, but that is what my brother-in-law told me at Thanksgiving when we were talking about Marcus' tennis. My nephew is 14 and plays American Football for his Middle School. He hopes to play High School Football one day. Marcus does not have the size or the attitude for American Football....

johnnylad · johnnylad

www.thehungersite.com One click of your mouse everyday just does a little bit to help others. And I guess doing a little bit is better than doing nothing. www.everyclick.com New search engine which gives quite a good % of profits to charity. Getting better as a search engine too! Pick a charity and ra...

Sheddie · Sheddie

We have a slightly new look britishtennis.net homepage...to incompass the new interactive feature...poll of the week ! please post suggestions for future polls

Sheddie · Sheddie

of letting someone know their fly is unzipped: The cucumber has left the salad. Robin has left the hood. I can see the gun of Navarone. Someone tore down the wall, and your Pink Floyd is hanging out. You've got Windows on your laptop. Your soldier ain't so unknown anymore. Quasimodo needs to go b...

Sheddie · Sheddie

Mark, a loving husband, was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary and his wife was really ticked off at him. She told him, "tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the driveway that goes from to 200 in under 6 seconds, AND IT BETTER BE THERE." The next morning, Mark got up really e...

Sheddie · Sheddie

Merry Christmas and Happy new year guys ! Hope you all have a good one and drink/eat as much as you want ! Hopefully there'll be plenty more to cheer about in British tennis come 2008

Sheddie · Sheddie

Mayweather, are you listening? In the gym, sweat is glistening I'll eat you alive - and take you in five Walking in a Hatton Wonderland Cheerio to the pasties See ya beers, no more Astis I'll rip off yer 'ead - and put you to bed Walking in a Hatton Wonderland When I get home I'm gonna build a snowman Then pre...

Sheddie · Sheddie

The arcade was pretty popular last year, how about a festive challenge on this game: http://www.ebaumsworld.com/games/play/1092/ I got 723 1st run -- Edited by RobC at 13:06, 2007-12-23

Sheddie · Sheddie

The devil visited a lawyer's office and made him an offer. "I can arrange some things for you, " the devil said. "I'll increase your income five-fold. Your partners will love you; your clients will respect you; you'll have four months of vacation each year and live to be a hundred. All...

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	Happy Birthday, Johnnylad and Simon! (Preview) Two days late. Very sorry, but still a happy birthday, Johnnylad. And the same to you,too, Simon (although I have no idea if you read the Chat board).	Salmon	5	818	Jun 29, 2008 by Drew
	Happy Birthday, Wolf! (Preview) Happy 18th, man! Have a great year ahead.	Salmon	5	877	Jun 22, 2008 by wolf
	Happy Birthday, Sheddie. (Preview) Happy 19th - have a great day and a year ahead.	Salmon	10	974	May 27, 2008 by ForeverDelayed
	world's hardest riddle (Preview) THE WORLDS HARDEST RIDDLE I turn polar bears white and I will make you cry. I make guys have to pee and girls comb their hair. I make celebrities look stupid and normal people look like celebrities. I turn pancakes brown and make your champane bubble. If you sqeeze me, I'll pop. If you look at me, you'll po...	Sheddie	5	1035	May 24, 2008 by James
	Stircrazy might want to start a fan club for ... (Preview) http://www.chicagotribune.com/features/chi-typo-guys-0521may21,0,701362...	steven	4	924	May 22, 2008 by steven
	Free money to start betting (Preview) i came across this site. they give you 10 cents to start and you can work your way to some real money. You can cash out as soon as you get to 10$. people have made up to 400$ before cashing out. give it a shot as it is free! Tennis bets were on the site but they took them off. They should be back soon though p.s. its...	Andymonium	1	740	Apr 10, 2008 by john
	What do you think...... (Preview) What do you think........its been 3 years since i got my 'Black' one....62,000 miles later its time for a 'Silver' one....... -- Edited by Drew at 21:53, 2008-04-04	Drew	3	822	Apr 5, 2008 by Drew
	Quack, quack - ooops! (Preview) Apparently duckboy has just got engaged (to a swimsuit model, naturally ) so I went off to check that the ducklings (i.e. the AR.com mob who take part in the pick 'ems) weren't all drowning themselves in their pond, their dreams shattered ... only to find that andyroddick.com has collapsed under th...	steven	0	823	Mar 31, 2008 by steven
	jktennis.co.uk (Preview) hey if you have time visit my site http://jktennis.co.uk/ please sign up for the forum too :)	joel1994	0	653	Mar 30, 2008 by joel1994
	Remember....... (Preview) Remember to put your clocks forward tonigh folks if you stay in the UK...at 1.00am put it forward to 2.00am...yip thats right you loose an hour...or just sleep 'in'	Drew	0	605	Mar 29, 2008 by Drew
	Marcus' first road tournament ( 1 2 ) (Preview) Just a note that Marcus has a tennis tournament this weekend. It is our first road trip for tennis and we are all going out to Billings, Montana. Billings is about two hours east of Bozeman and is the biggest town in Montana. Marcus will be playing in under 12s & under 10s singles. He is not playin...	Montana Doug	23	2346	Feb 25, 2008 by Montana Doug
	Happy Birthday, Drew & Akhenaten! (Preview)	Madeline	11	1287	Feb 22, 2008 by Akhenaten
	Lost in translation (Preview) I came across this today and found it pretty funny. To set the scene, Madonna was in Budapest filming "Evita" and the Hungarian newspaper "Blikk" interviewed her. The questions were posed in Hungarian, then translated into English for her; her replies were then translate...	steven	0	999	Feb 18, 2008 by steven
	Goodbye for a while. . . (Preview) Thanks to my stupid ISP, Freedom 2 Surf, I am not likely to be around much for the next week. For those who may never have needed the information, if you want to change broadband suppliers (ADSL) you have to get a MAC code from your ISP and give it to the one you want to transfer to. You should then have 30 days...	Madeline	3	819	Feb 10, 2008 by Madeline
	Best Toy I ever had.... (Preview) Thats the new Nokia N95 8GB....I do like my phones but this is ab fab...connects to my home broadband.....can watch movies.....check email...it can even make PHONE CALLS !!!! It even has real player so I can watch online videos and open up pdf files, word docs, excel files, attachments, even talks to...	Drew	2	703	Feb 5, 2008 by James
	I need a geek! (Preview) Searching for computer help please! I'm thinking of changing my broadband to Be* who are available at my exchange. The problem is, they expect you to use their supplied router which needs an ethernet connection and I don't think I have one. . . My pc is 4 years old, and was bought from Evesham who pretty m...	Madeline	4	960	Feb 4, 2008 by Madeline
	"Tennis is for wimps...." (Preview) I have to laugh, but that is what my brother-in-law told me at Thanksgiving when we were talking about Marcus' tennis. My nephew is 14 and plays American Football for his Middle School. He hopes to play High School Football one day. Marcus does not have the size or the attitude for American Football....	Montana Doug	6	1240	Jan 28, 2008 by Montana Doug
	If you have the time - A great website to visit every day (Preview) www.thehungersite.com One click of your mouse everyday just does a little bit to help others. And I guess doing a little bit is better than doing nothing. www.everyclick.com New search engine which gives quite a good % of profits to charity. Getting better as a search engine too! Pick a charity and ra...	johnnylad	0	674	Jan 27, 2008 by johnnylad
	homepage polls (Preview) We have a slightly new look britishtennis.net homepage...to incompass the new interactive feature...poll of the week ! please post suggestions for future polls	Sheddie	5	791	Jan 16, 2008 by andyjmr
	Alternative methods............ (Preview) of letting someone know their fly is unzipped: The cucumber has left the salad. Robin has left the hood. I can see the gun of Navarone. Someone tore down the wall, and your Pink Floyd is hanging out. You've got Windows on your laptop. Your soldier ain't so unknown anymore. Quasimodo needs to go b...	Sheddie	1	637	Dec 27, 2007 by Drew
	....and they say men dont listen (Preview) Mark, a loving husband, was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary and his wife was really ticked off at him. She told him, "tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the driveway that goes from to 200 in under 6 seconds, AND IT BETTER BE THERE." The next morning, Mark got up really e...	Sheddie	1	697	Dec 25, 2007 by Willis0910
	Merry Christmas and Happy New Year !! ( 1 2 ) (Preview) Merry Christmas and Happy new year guys ! Hope you all have a good one and drink/eat as much as you want ! Hopefully there'll be plenty more to cheer about in British tennis come 2008	Sheddie	18	1962	Dec 25, 2007 by Drew
	Winter wonderland - an alternative christmas carol....tribute to Ricky Hatton and his fans (Preview) Mayweather, are you listening? In the gym, sweat is glistening I'll eat you alive - and take you in five Walking in a Hatton Wonderland Cheerio to the pasties See ya beers, no more Astis I'll rip off yer 'ead - and put you to bed Walking in a Hatton Wonderland When I get home I'm gonna build a snowman Then pre...	Sheddie	0	736	Dec 24, 2007 by Sheddie
	Festive snowboarding game (Preview) The arcade was pretty popular last year, how about a festive challenge on this game: http://www.ebaumsworld.com/games/play/1092/ I got 723 1st run -- Edited by RobC at 13:06, 2007-12-23	Sheddie	6	728	Dec 23, 2007 by RobC
	Lawyer jokes (Preview) The devil visited a lawyer's office and made him an offer. "I can arrange some things for you, " the devil said. "I'll increase your income five-fold. Your partners will love you; your clients will respect you; you'll have four months of vacation each year and live to be a hundred. All...	Sheddie	0	657	Dec 18, 2007 by Sheddie
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