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Corona Virus Linked Funny Tweets


Great response from Dublin - read some of the thread as well

twitter.com/DublinAirport/status/1265641616787767302

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Anyone fancy a beer ?

twitter.com/BrewDog/status/1265597122591756289

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the addict wrote:

Anyone fancy a beer ?

twitter.com/BrewDog/status/1265597122591756289


I like the more tweets as well:

Have I Got News For You
@haveigotnews
23h
BREAKING: Vatican designates Barnard Castle a sacred site after thousands of blind pilgrims are miraculously cured over the past 24 hours.


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If we are focusing on Barnard Castle tweets ...

twitter.com/Peston/status/1265304080848650241

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A serious picture, but the comments are good

twitter.com/mayleenramey/status/1268275520304672768


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I bit political, so sorry about that, but this one did make me laugh.

twitter.com/ExcelPope/status/1267834243557834754



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This one could have gone here or in the Trump thread

twitter.com/ljkbennett/status/1271039225211883520



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Sorry. Another Trump one.

twitter.com/driverminnie/status/1271951818742878209



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This is non-political but utterly hilarious.

twitter.com/SamanthaQuek/status/1272470595599503361



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Not really funny, but anyway ...

'The Daily Show' tweeted "We did it, America. We flattened the curve."

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This tweet is not funny in itself but the thread made me laugh.

twitter.com/jade_windley/status/1276626610154803201

It is a picture of Tim Henman running with the Olympic Torch with several young tennis players jogging with him. Our friend Steven had a slight problem identifying one of them.

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Again not such a funny tweet, but in the light of the sad passing of Jack Charlton, I thought it would be good to leave it here.

twitter.com/ToffeeTVEFC/status/1281960734990245890



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I dont know who to give credit to, but this is amusing

So we're into our 5th month of defeating COVID-19. These words made me laugh But there's a lot of truth mixed in to consider. . .

1. So let me get this straight, theres no cure for a virus that can be killed by sanitizer and hand soap?

2. Is it too early to put up the Christmas tree yet? I have run out of things to do.

3. When this virus thing is over, I still want some of you to stay away from me.

4. If these last months have taught us anything, its that stupidity travels faster than any virus on the planet.

5. Just wait a second so what you're telling me is that my chance of surviving all this is directly linked to the common sense of others? Youre kidding, right?

6. If you believe all this will end and we will get back to normal just because we reopen everything, raise your hand. Now slap yourself with it.

7. Another Saturday night in the house and I just realized the trash goes out more than me.

8. Whoever decided a pub is more essential than a hair salon is obviously a bald-headed alcoholic.

9. Remember when you were little and all your underwear had the days of the week on them. Those would be helpful right now.

10. The spread of Covid-19 is based on two factors: 1. How dense the population is and 2. How dense the population is.

11. Remember all those times when you wished the weekend would last forever? Well, wish granted. Happy now?

12. It may take a village to raise a child, but I swear its going to take a whole vineyard to home school one.

13. Did a big load of pyjamas so I would have enough clean work clothes for this week.

5 and 10 are my favourites......

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I did rather like #3.



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Not a Tweet, but this has to be the funniest story of the day.

https://www.bbc.com/news/world-europe-53692475

So how about a contest.

The moral of this story is ......

Finish the sentence.



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