Hello,

Whilst we have no tennis, and plenty to be concerned about, I am going to post a bad joke every day.
Worst case scenario, you will have something else other than the current ubiquitous suspects, at which to channel your anger and frustrations.

Best case scenario, perhaps at least one other person will get a brief smile in trying times.

Here's a taste (credits where known):

 - What's the best way to carve wood?
 - Whittle by whittle.

 - How do you catch squirrels?
 - Have a one night stand with a hollow tree. 
(Graeme Garden)

So, now suitably in mood, here is todays official 'joke':

- Do you know what an Acorn is?
- In a nutshell, it's an oak tree.

Feel free to add your own, little by little

Best wishes to all, be safe & well.