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Bad 'Dad Joke' type jokes - content warning: Puns


I've given up asking rhetorical questions. What's the point?
(Alexei Sayle)

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"I have a split personality," said Tom, being frank.



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From a website, not sure of original sources:


I asked my French friend if she likes to play video games. She said, "Wii."

Becoming a vegetarian is a big missed steak.

This morning my alarm went off. I thought it's sell-by date was tomorrow...

My girlfriend said, "You act like a detective too much. I want to split up." "Good idea," I replied. "We can cover more ground that way."



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Whenever someone says, 'I don't believe in coincidences.' I say, 'Oh my God, me neither!'
(Alasdair Beckett-King)

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They say the animals went in two-by-two, but I can't help wondering how many chameleons snuck onto the Ark
(Adam Hess)

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A friend tricked me into going to Wimbledon. They told me it was a men's singles event
(Angela Barnes)

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A friend tricked me into going to Wimbledon. They told me it was a men's singles event
(Angela Barnes)


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