" hello, my name is stagger and i teach english to taiwanese people. I like hummous, giraffes and john steinbeck and I dont like things that begin with K. i cant play tennis for toffee but i am an exceptionally good spectator and i would be world number one if tennis was just intellectual and not physical. I have all the shots in my head but my body cannot execute them because i have too many vices. I think tennis is more art than sport and i love the ballet of court dance. i think that battlestar galactica is the best thing on tv, and i like my girlfriend who is too young to remember The Clash..... "
