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I saw these on another site, some are so, so funny. Basically people have been making up emails for different players. Post your ideas in this thread.

Here are some of the ones done so far:

Federer: captainwasabi@rafasucks.edu
Feliciano Lopez: washandset@beauty.com or beautician@maybeitsmaybelline.es
Nalbandian: munchie@Ilovepies.com or f@da.ve
O. Rochus iwishiwasalittlebittaller@gnomegang.org
Haas: sturm_und_drang@angermanagement.de
Safin: sturm_und_drang@brainmanagement.ru

Ivanisevic: jammy_green_giant@wimbledon.co.uk
McEnroe: F*%$_off@youcannotbeserious.com
Henman: tim.bottlesit@wimbledon.net
Ljubicic: bald_is_beautiful@wigworld.net
Rusedski: iambritish@canada.gov
Tursunov: back_in_the_ussr@bloggingtips.com
Andy M: ARGH@passmemysickbag.co.bleurgh
Sharapova: moaning_maria@Yahoo.co.uk
Nadal: whatsenglish@keeplosingtoberdych.com
Barry Cowan: Italk@s h i t.co.uk



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Boggo: tinyquotes@whenwillIbreakthetop100.com



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ultimateshedman wrote:

Boggo: tinyquotes@whenwillIbreakthetop100.com




lool thats good, better hope he doesnt see it or will get even less quotes


henmans is great tho.


or for boggo: ihateokun@JLloydlovesme.com


 



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Lol, I don't think I could get much less. Yours is great

McEnroe's is my fav so far

Here's another one for Boggo: cursethatsluiter@timetotakeupdoubles.net

Bladetiger: udon'takedapisswhenuseeme@sheffieldsfinest.org



-- Edited by ultimateshedman at 16:20, 2006-11-17

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Big Arv's: winningmatches@chokesaplenty.com


 



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James Auckland: notascleanasIseem@jesusstilllovesme.com

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lloyd: jobsformates@JLDCteam.org


bates: captian@boggolostmyjob.co.uk


Matin lee: longtermgains@stayingfit.net


 



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Count Zero wrote:


bates: captian@boggolostmyjob.co.uk


Matin lee: longtermgains@stayingfit.net


 






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Ultimateshedman: howshallowcanyouget@GAyouth.org

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Jamie Murray: imspecialtoo@famoussiblings.net


puerto: iamclean@argentinianrehab.com - hmm bit rubbish, am starting to struggle now.


Hilton: notontour@ilovehome.co.uk


 



-- Edited by Count Zero at 16:31, 2006-11-17

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The Turbanator wrote:

Ultimateshedman: howshallowcanyouget@GAyouth.org


Nice one Turbanator


I'll get you later !!!!

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luxuaryliving@homebase.com  i wonder who

-- Edited by Count Zero at 16:37, 2006-11-17

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Mardy Fish: itsbreamagoodyear@thecodfather.net





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Jamie Murray: I'mafteryouandy@breakinghearts.com

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Serena Williams: tennisismylife@hollywood.net

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