I have just been browsing Stagger's excellent and hilarious blog Cold Goat Eyes [life in Taiwan and other things] and I've just found an article in which he gives his views on Dan Brown's bestseller The Da Vinci Code.
There was a time, not so long ago, that the popularity of Dan Brown's The Da Vinci Code was so pervasive that it seemed every commuter on London's tube system was reading a copy. This kind of vast omniprescence has always repelled me, and I suspect there is a part of me that is a raving snob, because any novel enjoyed by the great stinking unwashed masses must surely hold no intellectual or artistic value whatsoever. Last week a friend lent me a copy of this book and, for reasons of which I am not fully certain, I read it. It is, of course, absolute trash. Nothing in this book did anything to abolish my prejudice and I cannot, for the life of me, imagine why this piece of literary junk-food has attracted the kind of praise and adoration that has been heaped upon it by otherwise respectable authors and reviewers alike. Full of banal, trite cliches and cheap description, it tells the pulp story of a symbologist and a quest for the 'Holy Grail', which (in a revalation that is neither original nor particularly meaningful) is not some kind of chalice at all, but a bloodline that can be traced from Jesus Christ and his wife (Mary Magdalene), through the French aristocracy and the Meringovians to a present day Family living in Scotland. While I applaud anything that upsets the institution of the church, this book is just horrible. A psuedo-intellectual chase thriller written in the same vein as Stephen King horror novels, Brown repeatedly uses italics for no apparent reason, introduces convoluted plot devices that stick out like a sore thumb and, time after time, employs the same expressions and phrases (I actually lost count of the times character x 'gunned' the car). And now, god help us, some ****ing idiot made a movie based on it. This movie will be utter crap, I promise you. How can it not? First, it is a movie of the book. Second, it is directed by sycophantic 'johnboy' Ron Howard, ubergeek, and third, it stars Tom 'forest gump' Hanks as the protagonist. How can this movie be ANYTHING other than complete garbage?
But, I am going to see it when it opens. Why? Well, just because I want to see how diluted the Hollywood message will be for the American cinema audience. In the novel, to give it credit, the Christian church is lambasted on a number of fronts for being a mysogonistic, lying, murderous bunch of criminals who would stop at nothing to protect the 'truth' (that is, the truth that Jesus Christ was not the divine son of god, but just a charismatic leader who liked chicks). I am interested to see Hollywood interpretation.
There was a time, not so long ago, that the popularity of Dan Brown's The Da Vinci Code was so pervasive that it seemed every commuter on London's tube system was reading a copy.
Haha - yes yes very true. Was one of those very people myself.
All i can say is that Da Vinci Code = Double Quadriple Dizzilion award winning F A N T A S T I C book ever!
I LOOOOOVED it. Took me NO TIME to read it - and im not a very literature sort of person. I don't read a lot, but that was just AMAZING. Equally i thought Deception Point was as good. Still can't get round to reading Digital Fortress but im sure it will be as amazing!
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Hmmm.... I really liked the plot and I thought it was very cleverly done. However, I hated the way it was written; disjointed and unprofessional and irritating to the point where I was actually shouting 'WHAT?!' at the book....
Hmmm.... I really liked the plot and I thought it was very cleverly done. However, I hated the way it was written; disjointed and unprofessional and irritating to the point where I was actually shouting 'WHAT?!' at the book....
I totally agree. I read Angels and Demons afterwards (same main character) and I was very disappointed to find that the plot was almost entirely the same. It was the same subject matter, the same number of good guys/bad guys, the same writing style, the same he gets the girl at the end, just all the same and therefore uniteresting and predictable.
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i read it, didnt particluarly want to cause everyone had it as it as such but decided to give it a go, wasnt bad, quick to read but nothing too stunning, didnt buy any of the others. cant sudertand the fuss, shows how stupid some people are beliving it all.
currently reading Romanitas, which i was really looking forward to (the idea is based around the roman empire today) but its quite disapointing as i think its written really poorly and quite hard to make sense of whats going on, i am suprise it wasn't edited better, will probably carry on to the end to find out what happens, but i feel sad at what may turn out to be a wasted oppourtinity, it is also the 1st of a trilogy so it better pick up.
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I saw it about a week ago. Whilst the two main actors are totally wrong for their parts I didn't think it as bad as I was expecting, so was pleasantly surprised (I went as a favour to a friend, I don't usually go to films I expect to be poor!). However, it wasn't great but then neither was the book. They did keep unusally close to the book's storyline though. There weren't any major changes to the plot, only a few minor ones which was pretty impressive.
All in all, the film is worth a watch if there's nothing else in blockbuster that night but not really otherwise!
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we went to see it a couple of weeks ago and the best i can say is that it is a faithful adaptation (which in this case is a very bad thing). when are people going to realise that hanks is as wooden as a edwood woodwood and has been in some of the worst films of the last 100 years? the only decent thing he ever did was 'bonfire of the vanities' and that was, like, back in the 1960's. its funny to watch the taiwanese audiences though. they chuckled throughout the whole thing, even though it wasnt funny. they laughed all the way through brokeback mountain too, especially the part where they first lifted some shirts in the tent. they were in stitches when he was clutching his dead friend's jacket and bubbling like a baby.