It's hot in Melbourne. The MERCURY is rising as Wardy takes on VENUS. Those of us on the opposite side of planet EARTH have no live stream to watch, which rather MARS the occasion. So here I am SATURNestly studying the stats ...........
Well done, Mr Ward. And well done, Bob, by Jupiter! U'r a nice guy, but we clearly need you to (nep) tune out on occasion, if our players are to do well.
And thanks, DWH, for the article. That's the problem with putting on these tournaments: foreigners come in and poach the points ...
More seriously, nice work by Mr Ward. Ebden is a step up, but as Korriban said earlier, if Mr Ward is on form, he can beat anyone in the field.