Silliness...

My niece came over today, but the rain kept us indoors. So we invented a silly little time wasting game that amused us.
Attempting to search for WTA players using Google's voice search... produced some interesting results...

Number in brackets is attempts until intended search was recognised, or not (0)
Quotes are some of the more ludicrous 'recognition' attempts, in the order they occurred

Elena Baltacha (0) - "Elena Quelle Temperature", "Lying About Her", "In Line Alpine Shop"
Laura Robson (1)
Heather Watson (9) - "In the world", "Rhino Milk" [Hev's were by far the weirdest results - most of the others you can at least see where it was going]
Anne Keothavong (0) - "Can Heal Trombones", "On Heel And Bone", "And Kill Them"
Johanna Konta [Safe Search On!] (1)
Tara Moore (4) - "Caramel Ore"
Melanie South (7) - "Miley Cyrus"
Jade Windley (17) - "Jay-Z Weed", "Side Window"
Eugenie Bouchard (2) - "Ugg Boots Charge"
Samantha Stosur (4) - "Cement Saw Spacer"
Svetlana Kuznetsova (0) - "Set Alarm When Christmas Over", "Settle On A Cushioned Football", "Settlers Who's Next Obama", "Soffrito Minnesota", "Recliner Sofa"
Tamira Paszek (0) - "New York Have Sex"
Sara Errani (5) - "Dora And Ronnie", "Sore Eyes Irony"
Roberta Vinci (4) - "Robber Mean Tie", "Rubber Minty"
Marion Bartoli (2) - "Marriott In Baltimore"
Maria Sharapova (1)
Victoria Azarenka (1)
Serena Williams (1)
Angelique Kerber (1)
Varvara Lepchenko (0) - "Bom Bom Bom Lip Sync How", "Father Let Me Change Code"
Mona Barthel (0) - "Moneyball", "Money Off Ball Gown", "Luna Moth Hell"
María Teresa Torró Flor (0) - "Real Hood The Bottle Flower", "Movie Used To Reset A Fool", "All Calories in Polio Flour"
Noppawan Lertcheewakarn (0) - "North Pole She Lives On", "Napoleon Lucky With Kiss", "No It Won't Work Umm", "Go Pro Mountain Lyrics Cheesy With Condom"
etc. etc. etc.

I think we did about the whole top 200!
American accents improved accuracy, especially Californian ones.