Jersey Challenger Entry List

steven · Tennis legend

RE: Jersey Challenger Entry List

Nathaliia · Lower Club Player

Uhmm, so will anyone attend this glorious event? *little angel look* I assume QS draw is today?

Count Zero · Tennis legend

the French lady is back!

dont think anyone is there. Jersey isnt convenient really. closer to france than england

steven · Tennis legend

Yes, QS draw today ... and (make sure you're sitting down safely before you read this, wouldn't want you to keel over) possible live scores from the LTA during the week.

For non-GB fans, the most notable thing about this Challenger is probably the return of Pim Pim Johansson and the biggest ever gathering of Brit-bashers anonymous. ashamed

-- Edited by steven on Saturday 21st of March 2009 06:36:35 PM

Nathaliia · Lower Club Player

Aww, bashers because France is so close? Yeah ATP already announces livescores from Jersey, which is very unique. I would come to pillow fight you during DC, but if it was in London and not a random place in Scotland.

The Knight · Challenger qualifying

Masta K and Ken & the Phlegm"

What? Who are they?

steven · Tennis legend

Nathaliia wrote:
Aww, bashers because France is so close?

Well no, they'd come over anyway, but the LTA like to make it as easy for them as possible, hence holding half of our Challengers in Jersey this year. It doesn't make much difference to Nielsen and Minar.

Nathaliia wrote:
I would come to pillow fight you during DC, but if it was in London and not a random place in Scotland.

* gets on the phone to JL and demands that it's held at Wimby or Queen's *

P.S. You have permission to say no if the Count asks you to bring him breakfast on the Saturday morning.

-- Edited by steven on Saturday 21st of March 2009 08:30:41 PM

steven · Tennis legend

The Knight wrote:
Masta K and Ken & the Phlegm"

What? Who are they?

Masta K is infamous for his "To you in Russia, horns on would beat off!!! Rams... The Rage does not suffice on you!!!" when he thought we were deliberately withholding live scores from him.

The second one is obvious if you think about it.

That thread in all its doubtful glory can be found at http://britishtennis.activeboard.com/index.spark?forumID=61841&p=3&topicID=22148727&page=5&sort=oldestFirst

The Knight · Challenger qualifying

i hope to see him back this time

can ken and the phlegm make it back-to-back Jersey titles? (and back-to-back poll wins?)

-- Edited by The Knight on Saturday 21st of March 2009 08:43:38 PM

imoen · Admin: Moderator+Tennis Legend

steven wrote:

Nathaliia wrote:
Aww, bashers because France is so close?

Well no, they'd come over anyway, but the LTA like to make it as easy for them as possible, hence holding half of our Challengers in Jersey this year. It doesn't make much difference to Nielsen and Minar.

Now about this, I have a theory....this Jersey Challenger is a) nearer France than England and b) promising livescores. As a result, it cannot possibly be a British challenger and therefore all the brit-bashers who habitually come to England and bash brits will all meet their come-uppance and fail to bash any brits. How's that for logic? This is clearly the reason why the LTA have decided to hold half our challengers in Jersey and rather than being the rather bizarre and foolish decision we all first thought, it is in fact a stroke of genius and clearly shows the reason why the lta run British tennis and we dont!

Nathaliia · Lower Club Player

You had a hilarious thread last year, beats any sort of crap from MTF, maybe except "you trate our country" - the Ukrainian one ;)

It's ok, I can prepare the breakfast for Count, I prefer to act in the kitchen myself before I am given some British breakfast containing beans, bacon and other specialties. It's good you have Polish food in those Indian shops in UK hahaha.

steven · Tennis legend

We have a better class of troll on here.

There's Polish food everywhere here these days - I'm not sure if that affects the specialist Polish shops badly (because nobody needs to go to them any more) or well (because it increases interest in Polish food among the Brits)

I think it's probably not the cooked breakfast the Count is worried about, but I'll stop digging with that one before I get into trouble.

P.S. I think Bethan may definitely be onto something there!

-- Edited by steven on Saturday 21st of March 2009 09:00:44 PM

Nathaliia · Lower Club Player

Polish shops are expensive comparing to many other shops, so probably nobody visits them any longer lol. I can have a deal with Count, I deliver him breakfast in the morning if he delivers me an interesting night beforehead.

Geez, I misbehave here more than on MTF.

steven · Tennis legend

ROFLMAO I'm beginning to wish I'd warned you off me instead.

Nathaliia · Lower Club Player

It's ok, I can make one more breakfast *blush*... but that's it. I am not starting a restaurant.

-- Edited by Nathaliia on Saturday 21st of March 2009 09:17:11 PM