Week 46 - Challenger (€30k+H) - Jersey, CI

helki · Futures qualifying

RE: Week 46 - Challenger (€30k+H) - Jersey, CI

Vandenburg · Futures level

my english langauge ability has developed so much thanks to this forum!

tennisfan334 · Lower Club Player

slabinsky & bamford score was a 6-0 6-4 defeat

marray & bloomfield lost 4 and 3 cry

so only skupski and flembo left in doubs, what can they do against bastl & zib?

goodall and fleming/skuski on OOP for friday

-- Edited by tennisfan334 at 20:52, 2008-11-13

Count Zero · Tennis legend

for any one who hasnt seen the Ukrainian mtf guy's quotes, these are the best:

Guys ..>WTF? When tourneys are in Ukraine , we always helps with results , WHERE british guys ? Is it racizm ? Give me a score !!!!

Guys it is the second time you show your racizm . Give me a score WTF!!!!

You are a traitor!!!! You trate our country .

Why are you so angry with me , i m your brother . cammon . Where are both ukrainian !!!

I have adsl , you can t ban me FRIEND!)))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))

classic biggrin

johnnylad · Tennis legend

So close for Wardy. Must have had match points - I assume they were on Guccione's serve though and of he gets a first serve in then not much Wardy could do.

I hope josh can kick on and go one better than last week at least!

The Hoose · Satellite level

I like the look of this doubles pairing. And "Ken and the Phlegm" has a certain ring to it. I don't see why they can't win this tournament.

Stircrazy · Tennis legend

The Hoose wrote:

"Ken and the Phlegm" has a certain ring to it.

No, it hasn't! You can't honestly believe that! It's absolutely appalling - but there's no accounting for taste, I suppose. Typical male "humour"!

As far as I'm concerned, it's in the worst possible taste & I, for one, flatly refuse to use it!

Drew · Nov 13, 2008

Stircrazy wrote:

The Hoose wrote:

"Ken and the Phlegm" has a certain ring to it.
No, it hasn't! You can't honestly believe that! It's absolutely appalling - but there's no accounting for taste, I suppose. Typical male "humour"! As far as I'm concerned, it's in the worst possible taste & I, for one, flatly refuse to use it!

Oh come on Stircrazy that is funny!!!!

Go on take a risk.... wink

Stircrazy · Tennis legend

Drew wrote:

Stircrazy wrote:

The Hoose wrote:

"Ken and the Phlegm" has a certain ring to it.
No, it hasn't! You can't honestly believe that! It's absolutely appalling - but there's no accounting for taste, I suppose. Typical male "humour"! As far as I'm concerned, it's in the worst possible taste & I, for one, flatly refuse to use it!

Oh come on Stircrazy that is funny!!!!

Go on take a risk....

All BOYS together!

john · Top national player

Why was it ok for Stircrazy to rather rudely demand of someone who's first language isn't English that they repeat something in English when they already had and 99% of people would have understood, but not OK for XCW4EVA to respond to a poster who's first language isn't English who was being extremely rude? Double standards?

Either way, just been reading this thread and I think Masta K is my favourite poster of all time lol. What a LEGEND (that's L-E-G-E-N-D for those of us who like to make a big thing over every little word used)

steven · Tennis legend

It's likely to be a quiet Friday (compared to last week anyway), so at risk of destroying my hard-won (cough!) reputation as a serious evileye

ish poster ... at least this way we can click boxes instead of having a go at each other (fun as that can be sometimes, though usually only when Sheddie and the Count are involved wink

)

Apologies to helki btw, I didn't really edit the post it says I edited, I thought I was on page 1 and clicked edit to edit the poll in the top post before realising my mistake.

-- Edited by steven at 05:18, 2008-11-14

Madeline · Admin:Moderator + Tennis Legend

I've cast my votes. Ken and the Phlegm mildly amusing - and I'm not a boy! - and Masta K a legend.

Sometimes I think some people have had a total humour bypass.

steven · Tennis legend

The collected rantings of Masta K, for those who missed them and are wondering what the poll is on about ...

Qureshi score??????????????????????????????????????????7

Aisam-Ul-Haq Qureshi PAK vs. Adrian Mannarino FRA [5]
Live score?? Live score?? Live score??

I have not understood? You of that here philosophise??? I weigh day I sit pending where there are no results. I that to you in Great Britain should fly behind them?????????????

To you in Russia, horns on would beat off!!! Rams... The Rage does not suffice on you!!!

Very ridiculously. 6-7 hours has passed. Results are not present till now. It is called - disorder

Have quickened. In difference from you, in before to speak, think, instead of on a template speak. Therefore the word order at all has no sense, I too do not understand your text.

Kindergarten. To you how many years. For 30 probably.

It is very grateful!!!!! I waited for it all the day long!!!!

To me in general affairs are not present to Qureshi. I waited for its defeat. I from Russia, and not that with you here to correspond... And now ask itself a question. What for you to me?

And still, you very stupid. It is the fact! That not , thanks for results!

Quite Shakespearean really (see http://www.pangloss.com/seidel/Shaker/index.html to compare), and it stands alone without any need to see the rest of the dialogue, I think

-- Edited by steven at 11:07, 2008-11-14

Count Zero · Tennis legend

just to keep this thread way off topic, here are some 4th Century jokes, printed on the bbc yesterday:

Someone needled a well-known wit: "I had your wife, without paying a penny". He replied: "It's my duty as a husband to couple with such a monstrosity. What made you do it?"

An Abderite sees a eunuch talking with a woman and asks him if she's his wife. The guy responds that a eunuch is unable to have a wife. "Ah, so she's your daughter? "

A misogynist is attending to the burial of his wife, who has just died, when someone asks: "Who is it who rests in peace here?". He answers: "Me, now that I'm rid of her!"

helki · Futures qualifying

steven wrote:

Apologies to helki btw, I didn't really edit the post it says I edited, I thought I was on page 1 and clicked edit to edit the poll in the top post before realising my mistake.

-- Edited by steven at 05:18, 2008-11-14

'Tis okay, steven, I hadn't even noticed. However, I shan't be voting in your latest options: a little too puerile for me.