Alexander Ward - Nickname.

Count Zero · Tennis legend

RE: Alexander Ward - Nickname.

steven · Tennis legend

LOL not really - it was me who asked why his real nickname wasn't an option on the list just after I had voted for A-ward.

Count Zero · Tennis legend

dont you think it would be better if sheddie came back, then i could go back to trying to wind him up and leave you in peace

steven · Tennis legend

Yes, I think that mercenary shedman should be captured and brought back here right away!

Drew · May 22, 2008

'Wardinator' do you know how long that takes to type when you access from a mobile phone !

Sorry but I am mounting a mutiny.....

"I HEREBY DECLARE THAT A CERTAIN TENNIS PLAYER WHO HAS GOT ABSOLUTELY NOT IDEA WHAT WE ARE DOING AND WHO WE ARE AND WHOS REAL NAME IS ALEXANDER WARD SHALL BE THERIN KNOWN IN ALL POSTS RELATING TO BUT NOT CONSTRAINED TO TENNIS AND / OR OTHER SPORTS THAT HE MAY / OR MAY NOT BECOME PROFECIENT IN IN EVERY DAY OF THE WEEK INCLUDING FOR ANY OTHER DAYS THAT THE EUROPEAN UNION MAY CHOOSE OR NOT TO CHOOSE TO ADD TO SHALL BE KNOWN FORMALLY AND INFORMALLY INCLUDING BIRTHDAYS, EASTER, THE PASSOVER, CHRISTMAS, THE FINAL DAY OF THE RYDER CUP SHALL BE KNOW AS A-WARD. FAILURE TO DO THIS WILL RESULT IN BETHAN WRITING SPURIOUS RUMOURS ON ALL OTHER KNOW TENNIS WEBSITES / FORUMS / MESSAGEBOARDS INCLUDING THE BBC"

E&OE

steven · Tennis legend

Wow, judging by the standard of English in the above, you really are a lawyer. (that's aimed at lawyers, not you btw)

Spurious rumours about what?

How about a compromise - the Wardinator when he wins (at least there's something to be happy about to compensate), A-ward or RTYUBDUTGSOA? when he loses.

imoen · Admin: Moderator+Tennis Legend

Ok you're going to have to expand on that second option Steven what on earth does RTYUBDUTGSOA stand for, and how is it easier to type than wardinator? At least with that you don't have to sit on the shift key for the whole time.

As for the suprious rumous, I think you'll find they will change to suit the offender. I can be quite imaginative when the need arises.

steven · Tennis legend

Duh! Obviously it stands for "Remember That Young Unranked Brit Drew Used To Get So Obsessive About?" Granted that it's not particularly short or, as I've just found too my cost, that easy to remember what it stands for!

Suprious rumous does sound quite imaginative, I'll give you that.

(says he, having managed to spell "to" wrong above ashamed

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-- Edited by steven at 17:53, 2008-05-22