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The final word on nutrition


After an exhaustive review of the research literature, here's the final word on nutrition and health:

1. Japanese eat very little fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than us.

2. Mexicans eat a lot of fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than us.

3. Chinese drink very little red wine and suffer fewer heart attacks than us.

4. Italians drink excessive amounts of red wine and suffer fewer heart attacks than us.

5. Germans drink beer and eat lots of sausages and fats and suffer fewer heart attacks than us.

CONCLUSION: Eat and drink what you like. Speaking English is apparently what kills you.

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Where do you get all these from?

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Yeah, I really wonder where he gets these from!

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they're emailed round to me

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You have a lot of friends with too much time on their hands!

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What a great signature! rofl.gif

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I agree, it's super!

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I stole it from somewhere, but I can't even remember where. . .biggrin

I have used it on another board for a while and just got around to adding it on here.

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