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Hospital patient


A sweet grandmother telephoned Wigan Infirmary.

She timidly asked, "Is it possible to speak to someone who can tell me how a patient is doing?"

The operator said "I'll be glad to help, Dear. What's the name and room number?"

The grandmother in her weak tremulous voice said, "Janice Flynn, Room 302."

The Operator replied,  "Let me check. Oh, good news. Her records say that Janice is doing  very well. Her blood pressure is fine; her blood work just came back as normal and her physician, Dr. Cohen, has scheduled her to be discharged Tuesday."

The Grandmother said, "Thank you. That's wonderful! I was so worried! God bless you for the good news."

The operator replied, "You're more than welcome. Is Janice your daughter?"

The Grandmother said, "No, I'm Janice Flynn from Room 302 No one tells me f**k all...

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That's a great story. Where do you find all these?

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LOL Love it

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They get emailed around by my friends

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