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You know you're a tennis player when.....


--You have friends in pratically every city, state, country
--You plan time to hang out with you friends around tournaments and practice
--You get really excited when you hear its going to rain cause then you have no practice
--The meals leading up to a tournament consists of bananas, water, gatorade, pasta, bananas, water, pastas, bananas, gatorade
--You go thru at least 1 pair of shoes a month
--You know every hotel chain there is and think of them as your home
-- you go to school and people say they will own you in tennis and you end up having to hit one ball
--You have tanlines on your ankles, feet, arms, face, fingers, eyelids, and so on
--When you are at family gatherings the only thing they ask you is "how is tennis?"
--You know what the word "tree" means and its not the things in the woods
--You know exactly how to throw you raquet without cracking it
--You say "c'mon" when you successfully complete something really random
--Your friends tell you that you have no life
--Your nodding your head to everything you just read

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welcome to the board MK.

What does the word "tree" mean then? (that's going to bug me for a while....).

It turns out I'm not a tennis player But then I suspected as much already

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i think its the draw sheet.

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welcome to the board MK.

What does the word "tree" mean then? (that's going to bug me for a while....).

It turns out I'm not a tennis player But then I suspected as much already


i thought it meant marijuana but apparently it means "to play sick in a tennis match"



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i thought that was to 'tank' a match. i have definalty heard tennis players talk like that.

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imoen wrote:

What does the word "tree" mean then? (that's going to bug me for a while....).

It turns out I'm not a tennis player But then I suspected as much already


For Conor Niland, it means three, as in "I had tree set points" (Irish accent required)

 



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