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Rugby world cup jokes
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JASON ROBINSON, Andrew Sheridan and Jonny Wilkinson are standing before God at the throne of Heaven. God looks at them and says: "Before granting you a place at my side, I must first ask you what you believe in." Addressing Robinson first, he asks: "What do you believe?" Robins...
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Sally ?
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Anyone heardfrom Sally lately ?
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I'm New here
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Salam hello everyone! I'm Ashiq from Qatar,I like Tennis alot...I'm new here & I hope I'll get many friends here... Love
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Happy Birthdays, Toby, John and Rochelle.
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It's slightly late, but still...
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Follow RobC's progress in the Fastnet Race
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The race begins on Sunday at 10am. I'm sailing on a boat called "Habanero" - we're in Class 2C You can follow our progress here: http://fastnet.rorc.org/tracking.asp It's a 608- mile long race, and should take us about 5 days. The winners will be home in about 2! - but we can still beat the...
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My son's second USTA tournament
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Marcus second tournament: I am so sorry that this is late. I have been busy, but as your support was so great for my sons first tournament I wanted to let you know how he did in his second tournament. This tournament was the Montana State Junior Open. The appeal of this tournament is that the best players f...
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Where is Sheddie?
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He's lurking - reading posts 8 hours ago - and has been for a weekm but no posts since he took the weekend off...... Anyone got any ideas? Has he met the future Mrs Sheddie and had better things to do all week? Have the Sheddie parents put their feet down and limitd his internet time to 20 mins a day? Has hi...
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Tennis advice
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Just wondered whether some of you might be able to give some advice on something which is bothering me atm, to do with the mental aspect of the game. I've had a couple of matches recently which I should have won easily but just haven't taken my chances. I played a Czech guy a few days ago (bit of a counter-pu...
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insidebritishtennis.net by the LTA
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As the LTA could not use our domain name they came up with their own rather long-winded version.... http://www.insidebritishtennis.net/ Very basic so far but they have obviously seen what we do and see the need for something official !!!!!
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Welcome back johnnylad !
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Welcome back ! Where did u go on hols ?
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My son's first USTA tournament
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I wanted to let my friends/members here know that I have entered my son into his first tennis tournament. He is playing in the Bozeman City Tournament and entered into both the singles and the doubles at the 12 & under level (I will place links to both draws at the bottom of this). My son Marcus is only...
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Happy Birthday, Doug.
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Help with MTF if you can!
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I can't access MTF (menstennisforums) and need to send a message to someone. Someone with an account on the forum could they send a message to someone called Forever-Delayed with what i say below just copy and paste it if you can. Thank You to whoever can help! "Hi this is from Superhoops, he has no...
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What the best-dressed nobs are wearing to garden parties this year ...
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Would you believe you can now buy a Wimby umpire's jacket. Yes, really! Haute couture that's a snip at £420! I can think of one good reason for buying one - sneaking into the umpire's chair on Centre Court and seeing how long it takes for them to realise you're not a real one! Just think how many "Code...
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Google
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Atm, britishtennis.net is 10th on the google listings for "British tennis." To get more clicks and therefore, more members it needs to be higher. Google listings are determined mainly on the no of clicks a site gets for google. Eg: the LTA site is top because that gets the most clicks from...
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I am FREEE !!!!!!!!!
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 !!!!! Final exam finished this morning so I'll now be around much more on here. The full posting features are now back for me, is that the case for everyone ?
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Happy Birthday, Johnnylad.
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I am late by eight minutes.
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Members Holidays...
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Never been so busy at work so not been around much...always checking in though and reading bt.net. Well I am off on Sunday to the states for my summer hols with the family...I always seem to go away when Wimby is on ??? Our villa only has dial up net access but will be keeping in contact with all you lot. Plea...
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"Hate filled venom"
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Thought we should have a thread to discuss the biggest assault on our human rights for many a year. I'm talking about the smoking ban of course. Please read the following article and think "what if the word smoker was replaced with another minority group" http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/he...
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Another illustrious new member
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We had David Felgate join the site last week.... and now Neil Harman, tennis correspondent of the Times has joined !!! He registered yesterday
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Signature Appreciation Thread
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Because I'm fed up of posting in random threads that I like people's signatures I thought I'd start this up. So let me begin with, Arka I love your new sig, what did Sheddie do to prompt such a declaration?
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30 things to do in an exam when you know you're going to fail it anyway
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you never know, this may come in useful for some of us in the near future !! 1. Get a copy of the exam, run out screaming "Andre, Andre, I've got the secret documents!!" 2. Talk the entire way through the exam. Read questions aloud, debate your answers with yourself out loud. If asked to stop, y...
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Happy 18th Mr Shed
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Go forth and get hammered!
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Actual answers in exam papers
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Answers which students have actually written in GCSE exams.... GCSE Science: Q: How does a coil turn? A: By god's will Q: Write down a test for starch A: Go to www.google.com, lookup 'starch test', find a test, and then copy it HERE Philosophy essay final in High School: Q: Why? A: Why not? Once in a chemi...
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The tale of Martina and the Czech Shrek
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There is a Count from Transylvania Who in girls sets off some kind of mania They fall at his feet Think him some kind of treat It's so very hard to explain t'yuh! At Wim-bee, acting up like a brat He went out to young Muzz, just like that At his press conference Andy sat on the fence But thought "That blo...
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