Mayweather, are you listening?
In the gym, sweat is glistening
I'll eat you alive - and take you in five
Walking in a Hatton Wonderland

Cheerio to the pasties
See ya beers, no more Astis
I'll rip off yer 'ead - and put you to bed
Walking in a Hatton Wonderland

When I get home I'm gonna build a snowman
Then pretend that he is flaky Floyd
He'll say 'wanna rematch' - I'll say 'no, man'
Even though I know he'll be annoyed

Mum and dad at the ringside
Brad and Ang right by their side
With Becks and WiIlis - they'll all witness this
Walking in a Hatton Wonderland

Here it is, the day of reck'ning
Stars and bars Mancs are heckling
You wobbled in one - but the ref was no fun
Walking in a Hatton Wonderland

Bloody hell, you've caught me proper
In the 10th I've come a cropper
I'm flat on me arse - and you're different class
Walking in a Flattened Wonderland

Now I'm back in dear old Blighty
Fry-ups here still pretty mighty
The Guinness is ace - and I'm no disgrace
Walking in a Hatton Wonderland