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Montana Doug


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Hopefully no one has posted these before....I found them funny.

THE YEAR'S BEST [actual] HEADLINES OF 2005:


Crack Found on Governor's Daughter[Imagine that!]

Something Went Wrong in Jet Crash, Expert Says
[No, really?]

Police Begin Campaign to Run Down Jaywalkers[Now that's taking things a bit far!]

Is There a Ring of Debrisaround Uranus?[Not if I wipe thoroughly!]

Panda Mating Fails; Veterinarian Takes Over [What a guy!]

Miners Refuse to Work after Death [No-good-for-nothing' lazy so-and-so!]

Juvenile Court to TryShooting Defendant [See if that works any better than a fair trial!]

War Dims Hope for Peace [I can see where it might have that effect!]

If Strike Isn't Settled Quickly,It May Last Awhile [You think?]

Cold Wave Linked to Temperatures [Who would have thought!]

Enfield ( London ) Couple Slain;Police Suspect Homicide [They may be on to something!]

Red Tape Holds Up New Bridges [You mean there's something stronger than duct tape?]

Man Struck By Lightning: Faces Battery Charge [he probably IS the battery charge!]

New Study of Obesity Looksfor Larger Test Group [Weren't they fat enough?!]

Astronaut Takes Blame forGas in Spacecraft [That's what he gets for eating those beans!]

Kids Make Nutritious Snacks [Taste like chicken?]

Local High School Dropouts Cut in Half [Chainsaw Massacre all over again!]

Hospitals are Sued by 7 Foot Doctors [Boy, are they tall!]

And the winner is.... Typhoon Rips Through Cemetery; Hundreds Dead[No Kidding!!]


-- Edited by Montana Doug at 18:50, 2007-05-06

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Salmon


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Some of them are brilliant. clap.gifclap.gif Thanks for posting it.

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Montana Doug


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thanks Panda....had problems with formatting....

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Nice one Doug, I like them

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Getting funny looks from the Other Half because I keep laughing out loud. . .rofl.gif



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